Landlord cooked me dinner ;D
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
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Look who showed up in last Saturday’s new Fairly OddParents!
OMFG
Album: Random Access Memories
Artist: Daft Punk
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
My Sister...
- shit
- i took a hit
- shit
- in the downstairs restroom
- and i was like
- why is the toilet not working!?
- and there was no water
- so i was like
- uh..
- fuck
- i have to transfer my poop
- to another toilet
- but that couldnt happen because my poop was soft
- so hard to pick up
- so i look at the bottom
- and i saw a pipe
- that leads to water
- so i twist it
- huzzah
- i could flush the toilet
FWB’d
I had a dream, that I was with these two cute guys. On separate occasions all they wanted from me was to use my body to fuck with pretty much. I was pretty surprised and appalled. My answer was obviously no… we all had separate adventures together only to have this, and then some fat boy tries to move in on me…and im like oh god why. This was like a setting as if I was moving into a dorm or something. Then I woke up and fell asleep dreaming about something else that I forgot… blehhh
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
He asks me when’s the next time I’m going up north back home
and I’m sitting here wondering why that’s his business….his reply was just wondering but like…what for -.- whatever…
